A Quick Look at the World of Tech
Special Apple-in-Danger Edition
Biography paints unflattering picture of Steve Jobs.
Shocking revelations: Jobs is a perfectionist! The Apple CEO is a demanding boss! Earth is round!
G4 Cube owners angered by visible flaws in computer’s casing.
The other complaint? “This slot on top isn’t doing a damn thing to warm up my Eggo!”
Slow sales hurt Apple’s fourth-quarter profits.
But business is sure to pick up when the iMac’s little-known self-destruct feature activates just before Christmas.
Apple’s stock price plunges 52 percent in one day.
In these turbulent times, we’re glad our nest egg is tied up in something stable-dot-com stocks.
The Mac OS X beta is feature rich.
But some jokers just want to harp on the negative.