1. Steve Jobs takes the stage in New York for another Macworld Conference & Expo keynote.
Apple’s CEO is still furious, however, about losing out to Nathan Lane for a Tony Award.
2. Audiences flock to see Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft in Tomb Raider.
Cocky Hollywood executives push ahead with plans to cast Steve Guttenberg, Bo Derek, and Carrot Top in Sim City–The Movie.
3. Apple sues Church of Satan over “Think Different” parody.
Rumor has it that Satan himself will testify in the trial, right after finishing up development work on Windows XP.