|Iomega’s party at the Museum of Modern Art. Man tries out pickup line on woman in mime makeup wearing a bridal gown on stilts and strikes out. Having now tried it on every mathematically-possible permutation and combination of woman and failed each time, he considers pulling ‘I’m the Bill Atkinson of pleasure and the Andy Hertzfeld of satisfaction’ from rotation permamently.
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