Don’t even get me started on the Santa-shaped slider control. I mean, does Santa usually go up the chimney
on the outside
? What the hell? Pick a theme and
stick with it
. While you might be tempted to pick up one of flash drives (which feature USB2.0, an LED read/write indicator, and come in capacities of 256MB, 512MB, 1GB, and 2GB), let me bring up a point you may not have considered: how much of a doofus will you look like using this flash drive at
any other time of the year
? Sure, maybe you’ll get one “Christmas in July” crack out of it, but pretty soon you’ll have wrapped it in a small brown paper bag just to avoid the sniggers of your colleagues. So think twice this Christmas, eh?