If you’re not familiar with the Daleks, they’re Doctor Who’s archenemies. Deadly beings bent only on destruction, the Daleks themselves are nigh indestructible cyborgs, and can only be thwarted by, um, stairs and ladders (although later models did develop some hovering capabilities).
Anyway, I know I’m not the only Doctor Who fan in the ranks here, so I couldn’t resist pointing out
these remote control Daleks from Think Geek. They come in black, blue, and red, and feature IR remote controls, flashing lights, and a host of choice Dalek quotes. They require 3 AA and 3 AAA batteries (included), and run about $55. But the joy they will bring you as you terrorize your co-workers is priceless.
Come on, Jason, you know you want one…