Zuse Toast Printer
aims to put a custom image on your toast. Unfortunately, there’s really nothing more about the Zuse Toast Printer known. No price, no date, no availability. Nothing. It’s like the stealth toaster. And yet I totally want one. The enjoyment I could derive from printing
whatever I damn well please
on my toast totally delights me.
Guess I’ll have to wait for the day when I can print sensitive information on
. Has destroying your top secret files ever been more