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technology. I, for one, eat toast for breakfast many-a-morning, but my toaster oven is a little less than
. For one thing, it doesn’t toast very evenly, but
far more importantly
my toast is totally devoid of any sort of
. Not so much as a picture of the Virgin Mary.
Zuse Toast Printer
aims to put a custom image on your toast. Unfortunately, there’s really nothing more about the Zuse Toast Printer known. No price, no date, no availability. Nothing. It’s like the stealth toaster. And yet I totally want one. The enjoyment I could derive from printing
whatever I damn well please
on my toast totally delights me.
Guess I’ll have to wait for the day when I can print sensitive information on
. Has destroying your top secret files ever been more