Motorola’s cellphone division head, Ron Garriques said that the SCPL would have “five features” that would make it stand out. All I’m saying is one of those better be automatic pizza ordering, and another ought to be “make your voice sound like Darth Vader.” That’s the only way you’ll get
to buy it.
In other news, I’m still gleefully awaiting the first class action lawsuit when Motorola produces a phone so thin that it
starts cutting people.