We know our readers are pinnacles of efficiency. Which is why we take issue with Wired News’s nomenclature.
The devices they feature in their photo blog
are hardly gadgets for the
; they’re nothing less than solutions to real problems the average person faces
motorized ice cream turner
seen at right. Just the other day, I was
the lack of this very item to my girlfriend, whose face had taken on her dear-god-why-can’t-he-just-talk-about-
look, but now I can rejoice that I’m not alone in my manually-operated ice cream hell.
Now, using the ice cream turner while cleaning the floor with my new
—that’s efficiency, my friends.