It doesn’t generate a real sonic boom—thank god . Instead it’s got a little attachment that goes under your pillow and vibrates like a jackhammer when it’s time for you to get up. Which is a little bit like getting woken up by someone slamming your bedroom door as loudly as possible.
Who the hell thought this was a good idea? Okay, I can see how it might be nice to wake up feel invigorated and energized, but not because your adrenaline levels just shot through the roof . For the privilege of getting rudely awakened, you’ll pay $35.
[via Gearlog ]
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