It doesn’t generate a real sonic boom—thank
. Instead it’s got a little attachment that goes under your pillow and
vibrates like a jackhammer
when it’s time for you to get up. Which is a little bit like getting woken up by someone slamming your bedroom door as loudly as possible.
thought this was a good idea? Okay, I can see how it might be nice to wake up feel invigorated and energized, but not because your adrenaline levels just
shot through the roof
. For the privilege of getting rudely awakened, you’ll pay $35.