Good lord, those potato chips look
. Must be about lunch time. Are you still without
your very own deep fat fryer
? If so, you can pick up this tiny little snack-size model for just $40. It lets you deep fry at temperatures up to 375°F or, in technical terms,
hot enough to fry your arm hair right off
One of my favorite restaurants lacks a deep-fryer, meaning that they have to settle for pre-packaged potato chips instead of fries, but maybe I could buy them one of these and leave it on their doorstep or something. Or, I could relive my days spent in Scotland by ceremoniously deep-frying a Mars bar. Delish.