As far as I know, there are still plans to release a Star Wars TV series sometime in the next couple years. But until then, you’ll have to sate your fetish for a galaxy far far away by other means. May I humbly suggest
an R2-D2 trash can
It’s a natural combination, when you think about it. I mean, R2-D2 is, after all, more trash can shaped than any other droid—okay, except maybe a
GNK model Power Droid. Fine.
But nobody’s making GNK Power Droid trashcans, are they, smart guy? Yeah. I mean, you’ll still have to pay $150 for this 24″ tall R2 trash can. And while his dome pops open with the press of a foot pedal, don’t expect him to launch your lightsaber skyward or start projecting holograms. For that, you’ll need to get
the R2-D2 projector. Then, they can