Well, this actually isn’t a
idea. It’s an
umbrella that, due to a special handle, can be looped over your shoulder, leaving your hands free to carry packages or defend yourself with kung fu. All while staying toasty warm. Sure a good stiff breeze could see you floating away like Mary Poppins, but it’s a small price to pay. As small as the $11.99 this little bit of paradise will cost you.