is not a purse. It’s
not a purse
, okay? Or a handbag. It’s
for gadgets. It’s got padded compartments, see? And little pass-throughs for headphone cables. Elastic straps to keep cables nice and neat. All the things a gadget freak needs. It’s
Should you wish to invest in this gadget pur—bag.
. Should you wish to invest in this gadget
, it’ll run you about $49, plus shipping, of course. Maybe they’ll even make it alligator skin—oh god, I’m going to buy a purse.