Let me see that palm. Hmmm, yes, interesting. Very interesting . What? Well, I could tell you what I’ve found out about your short-term future—very short term…a ha ha—but instead, why don’t you give me some cash and I’ll give you
this flash drive, pre-loaded with psychic software.
Of course you want it! Don’t be silly. It comes in capacities of 256MB, 512MB, and 1GB and, did I mention, it’s psychic . What’s it cost, you ask? No need to worry about the money of this place of existence when we’re dealing with something far more important—your eternal soul.