Anyway, should you fail to heed my dire predictions, you might go out and buy a
for $1175. In theory, it obeys an electrical perimeter fence that you set up around your yard (sure, I bet it can’t think of a way around
), and operates within that fence to mow your grass in a pleasing crisscross pattern.
Until it runs amok and holds your family at bay with spinning blades
. I’m just saying. Fine, go ahead, do what you want. Just don’t blame me when we’re all living in the Matrix, okay?