What is an Unazukin? I’m glad you asked. They’re little dolls which sit on your desk and help you make the important decisions that come up in daily life: “should I have another cookie?” or “is rampaging through the streets dressed only in my underwear
a good idea?” Unazukins respond with one nod for a “yes” and a head shake for “no.” To make your decisions
they also have emphatic double nods and double shakes (read: “hell yeah!” and “no way!”). They are, apparently, all the rage in Japan. Which should be good enough for you.
And at $8.95 for one, they’re a steal. They require two small batteries to power their
, but fortunately those are included in the package. And if you doubt their decision-making prowess, well, you’re better off asking something that at least
human, instead of an oversized billiards ball.