You’ve gotta admit, it’s still eerily similar to
Oregon Scientific’s Wireless Talking Barbecue Thermometer, right? It doesn’t take much to go from your bakin’ being done to your bacon being done, if you know what I mean? You don’t? Do I have to expl—oh, you’re toying with me. Cheers.
Anyway, should you wish to practice safe suntanning (not possible with my European mongrel heritage), you can pick up a Suntimer for €49* (~$65). That’s cheaper than a nice watch—which, by the way, the Suntimer can double as.
* Pretty lady not included.