Plus, it’s one of those foods that lends itself perfectly to artistic endeavors. Toast, I say, is a
, limited only by your boundless vision. I know my friend Tony, for example, would greatly appreciate
this $43 pirate toaster, which sears the skull and crossbones of the Jolly Roger onto this part of your complete breakfast. Plus, since the image so closely resembles
the standard image for poisons, you can be sure that others won’t try and nick your delicious toast.