The $23 mouse is a standard two-button USB mouse with a scroll wheel, but beneath its colorful carapace it conceals a deep, dark secret. Flip the heating switch to the “on” position and it’ll warm your hand to a toasty 45° (Celsius, I assume, though the documentation neglects to mention; that’d be 113°F for those of us in the US).
If nothing else, this pointing device would stop my girlfriend from complaining about cold hands when I get up to work in the morning. Of course it’ll only help my right hand. Guess it’s time for that dual mouse set up I’ve always dreamed of.