That’s why I’m working on hooking us up with
Siemens’s aluminum two-slice toaster
designed by the slick fellows at Porsche. Not only does its browning level go to
, but it automatically adjusts to the thickness of your bread. The included quartz heating element is among the most efficient on the market, and it’ll also remembers the last setting you used to toast your bread.
Is all of this worth the £118.50 pricetag? Well, perhaps not to
, but I’m sure my bosses can foot the bill. After all, if I’m deprived of my toast, I’ll be forced back into hunting the resident dust bunnies. There’s good eatin’ on them.