Unfortunately, I’ll have no such problem with this
USB hub shaped like the TARDIS, because it’s not currently available. Sadly, I’m still required to tell you all about it, so have a seat.
As you might expect from a USB hub, it has a USB cable and four ports for attaching all your various and sundry gadgets. What you might
know is that every time you plug or an unplug a device, the blue light on the top flashes and the TARDIS makes its distinctive sound, described as a “vworp, vworp.”
The TARDIS measures 7cm(W) x 12cm(H) x 7cm(D), but don’t worry—it’s bigger on the inside.