Sooo, before everyone gets their collective undies in a wad about netbooks destroying Apple…
Well, you should really ask yourself why you’re all wearing the same pair of undies. Because if you’re doing that, you’ve got bigger problems than worrying about Apple’s sales figures. Why don’t you just work on that and wait until January when we see what gets announced at Macworld and what iPhone and MacBook sales actually look like for this quarter?
You know, not a lot of people realize how hard it is being a mythical Mac pundit. First of all, there’s the reading and research (look at all those links in the previous bit!); then there’s the ups and downs of the news cycle.
You know, the horny one had a classmate back in junior high school who, after everyone else handed their homework in at the beginning of class, would spend the next 50 minutes flipping wildly through his binder claiming “I did it! I know I did it!” only to admit at the end of class that, no, he hadn’t actually done the homework.
The Macalope’s not sure why he’s relating that particular story right now. Maybe the relevance will become clear when the bell rings.
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