Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the Internet—look, you should know better than that. It’s never safe to go the Internet. Even with April Fool’s Day over and Steve Wozniak eliminated from Dancing with the Stars. I don’t care how big a boat you’ve got.
Case in point: despite Woz’s departure from ABC’s reality show, it appears that the Apple co-founder has discovered a deep-seated passion for the art of dance. How else to explain this clip from the other night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live! which features…well, I don’t want to spoil it. Just watch—if you dare.
Holy [expletive redacted]. We need to nip this in the bud before he decides he wants to try out for the Patrick Swayze role in the forthcoming Broadway version of Dirty Dancing—or worse, the Jennifer Grey role.