Hey Siri...Apple\u2019s \ninvitation to its September 9 event features the tagline, \u201cHey Siri, give us a hint.\u201d So what happens when you ask Siri for a hint? Here are some of the answers.Playing coyGot it. But we\u2019re going to ask again.IntrospectionI\u2019m looking. But I\u2019m starting to feel desperate.Desperation: Not a good lookC\u2019mon Siri! This is like waiting for Christmas!Just a little peek...Siri is very perceptive. And I\u2019m persistent.What...what?OK, Siri. Can I get a what what?Being evasiveThis also happened to be the answer I got when I asked Siri for a what what (see previous slide).What about the coconut?All these non-answers are giving me a \nbelly ache. I\u2019ll ask one more time...According to the millI just might do that. Thanks, Siri.