Apple has spoilt our fun here by banning this app. That is categorically a good thing. But also a shame, because useless and pointless was all that this app was. It cost $1,000, and did nothing other than put a red jewel on screen. The whole point was that you could display the jewel to signify how wealthy you are. So wealthy that you can afford to drop a grand on something useless.
Had the makes called it ‘I am a bell end’, it would likely still be available.