All the news, rumors, and tips you missed this week.
By David Price, Editor, MacworldMAY 7, 2022 1:45 am PDT
Welcome to our weekly collection of all the Apple news you missed this week, in a handy bite-sized roundup. We call it Apple Breakfast because we think it goes great with a morning cup of coffee or tea, but it’s cool if you want to give it a read during lunch or dinner hours too.
The fine art of self-sabotage
Sometimes you’re officially selling a thing, but secretly, for whatever reason, you don’t actually want people to buy the thing. (Let’s not get into why, for now.) How do you accomplish your aims, without making it obvious what you’re up to?
One approach you can try is a method known as selling ice cream in winter. Out you go into the snow, driving your ice-cream truck, playing your ice-cream music. How odd, you say, that nobody is buying my ice cream. It must be that people around here simply hate ice cream.
I was reminded of ice cream this week when watching a video by YouTube creator Luke Miani. Miani put himself up as a human guinea pig for Apple’s new Self Service Repair program and found the process of replacing an iPhone screen both “weird” and “really something.” There are lots of intimidating (and expensive) tools, and the instructions are rarely straightforward and don’t even feel like genuine Apple material, according to Miani. It’s just not very appealing or convenient and doesn’t even save you much money. Hey Tim, nobody seems to be doing self-repairs. I guess people hate self-repairs!
It’s confusing to see Apple, which is normally so adept at creating a slick user experience, drop the ball so badly. Until you realize that the company isn’t actually selling tools and instructions to self-repairers; it’s selling compliance to antitrust regulators. We’re not the customers, we’re part of the product.
As Miani argues, Self Service Repair feels like it’s designed to fail. It’s a way of showing the world that Apple doesn’t run a monopoly, while simultaneously encouraging users to keep using its lucrative first- and authorized third-party repair services. It’s a power play disguised as a power share.
With regulators pursuing Apple across numerous sectors and multiple continents it will be interesting to see if the company attempts to sell any other flavors of wintry ice cream. The most obvious would be to allow alternative app stores on the iPhone while hindering third-party stores and creating an environment in which they don’t seem trustworthy or easy to use. Then you can march up on stage and report that app sales are almost all going through the official channels and goodness me, I guess people just don’t want to get their apps anywhere else.
Ten and a half years ago, Apple introduced Siri. Has much changed since then? We talk about the state of Apple’s virtual assistant, along with some tips and tricks, in this episode of the Macworld podcast.
Jason Snell explains how Apple can fix the Studio Display’s perplexing and controversial webcam.
Researchers have unearthed a new vulnerability in Apple silicon used in Macs, iPhones, and iPads called “Augury.”
If you downloaded iOS 9 on an iPhone 4s, you may be entitled to a refund check, following a settlement over ‘decreased performance.’
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