The Macalope will thank you not to disrespect his favorite iPhone.
Units was probably not the metric Apple was shooting for.
Android OEMs may be lying about the software patches they've delivered.
Let's at least complain about the HomePod correctly.
Apple's probably just as bad on privacy. I mean... probably, right?
Nothing to be done about it. Probably should just cancel the iPhone.
Some reactions to Apple product announcements follow a pattern.
If only that red badge could be dismissed.
It only serves to show us our phones are less than perfect.
Even if it doesn't even look that great.
Shocking news that Apple products cost too much.
Everything is Apple's fault if you try hard enough. The Macalope explains.
iOS bugs declared the worst ever. Again.
Somebody said it so it must be true.
This never backfires at all.
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