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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Working it: iPad productivity isn’t about cursors

Don’t try to make the iPad into a PC.

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The scam: Apple’s $1 trillion fraud

It's all bad when Apple does it.

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Equivolating: Making Apple out to be bad on privacy

You have to try really hard.

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Moving the goal posts: Amazon is always ahead

Did we say one trillion? We meant two trillion.

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Picking the wrong horse: It’s Apple’s fault

It should have been Amazon.

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Thrilling trillions: Apple might actually be successful

Apple his a trillion dollar valuation despite those who bet on Amazon.

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Cool runnings: Apple schools while being uncool

Somehow the company manages to survive, despite all the dire warnings.

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Market sharing: The Apple Watch by the numbers

The Apple Watch's market share may be down, but the Macalope thinks it'll probably be OK.

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Pattern-making: Any three Apple problems

Doesn't matter how far back you have to go, you have to connect the dots.

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Trouble ahead: The perpetual state of Apple

Always just a few months from trouble.

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On repeat: The same complaints about unshipped iPhones

Every new rumor is a chance to complain about something.

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Fair’s unfair: Apple the monopolist

If Google gets fined then Apple should, too, because reasons.

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This one weird pricing trick: Why an iPhone might cost less

Get ready to learn a shocking new fact about pricing! The Macalope says you will truly be astounded.

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Stupid writing tricks: Trying hard to fail with an iPad

How can it be used for work when it fails when I try really hard to make it fail?!

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Unicorn updates: Apple fails to fix it all

The MacBook Pros are better but quantum-mechanically speaking we're still in the same universe.