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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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A programmed reaction: Some things just have to be bad

The iPhone Upgrade Program as insidious plot for world domination.

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The Eeyore principle: Face ID will never work

It's never worked before so it certainly won't work now.

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The numbers game: 8 does not equal 8

Apple pulls a switcheroo but pundits were confused all along.

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Voldephone: The iPhone 7s must not be named

Because otherwise the hand-wringing about the iPhone 8's price tag looks silly.

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Surveying the terrain: iPhone 8 results vary

I really depends on who you ask.

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People in Glass houses: Throwing stones at the Apple Watch

Most smartwatches aren't doing well. The Apple Watch is the exception.

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A tale of two phones: The best of iPhones, the worst of iPhones

The iPhone 8 is overpriced. And is expected to sell really well.

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Crazy for 8s: The forgotten iPhone of 2017

No one dares to speak the name of the iPhone 7s.

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Face it: Every new Apple technology is a disaster

Another technology we haven't seen yet is super problematic.

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Unidirectional problems: Apple’s annual doom and gloom

Samsung's latest devices always have the edge, even the exploding ones.

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Losing assumptions: The iPhone 8’s pre-failure

The Touch ID cargo cult.

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Not a glitch in the matrix: Apple headlines on repeat

Repeat headlines about Apple don't prove we're in a simulation.

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So bad they’re good: iPhone 8 survey results

Not all humans say they'll buy and iPhone 8. Surprise.

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Unfair share: Only one company’s environmental record gets examined

And it's the one that's already doing more.

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Collect them all: Living the dongle life

Apple does sell adapters, yes, but you don't have to buy them all.