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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.
Picking the wrong horse: It’s Apple’s fault
It should have been Amazon.
Thrilling trillions: Apple might actually be successful
Apple his a trillion dollar valuation despite those who bet on Amazon.
Cool runnings: Apple schools while being uncool
Somehow the company manages to survive, despite all the dire warnings.
Market sharing: The Apple Watch by the numbers
The Apple Watch's market share may be down, but the Macalope thinks it'll probably be OK.
Pattern-making: Any three Apple problems
Doesn't matter how far back you have to go, you have to connect the dots.
Trouble ahead: The perpetual state of Apple
Always just a few months from trouble.
On repeat: The same complaints about unshipped iPhones
Every new rumor is a chance to complain about something.
Fair’s unfair: Apple the monopolist
If Google gets fined then Apple should, too, because reasons.
This one weird pricing trick: Why an iPhone might cost less
Get ready to learn a shocking new fact about pricing! The Macalope says you will truly be astounded.
Stupid writing tricks: Trying hard to fail with an iPad
How can it be used for work when it fails when I try really hard to make it fail?!
Unicorn updates: Apple fails to fix it all
The MacBook Pros are better but quantum-mechanically speaking we're still in the same universe.
Industry-leading failure: iPhones don’t have every feature
You can always fault Apple for not putting some feature on the iPhone.
Custo-meh-er satisfaction: Buyer’s remorse and the iPhone X
Don't look back in anger. Just look back and sigh heavily.
Expectations game: iPhone killers never pan out
The Galaxy S9 was not it.
Spontaneous sharing: Samsung’s newest innovation
Let's talk about how we grade Samsung and Apple on a sliding scale.