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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.
No good deed: Punishing Apple’s Battery Health indicator
It only serves to show us our phones are less than perfect.
Free design tip: Make it look like what Apple made
Even if it doesn't even look that great.
Schooling: Learning about Apple’s chances in the education market
Shocking news that Apple products cost too much.
Shooting the messenger: Only if you can make it about Apple
Everything is Apple's fault if you try hard enough. The Macalope explains.
Misplaced metaphor: Stewing over iOS 11
iOS bugs declared the worst ever. Again.
Summary judgement: Face ID deemed not cool
Somebody said it so it must be true.
Throwing a Fitbit: Smack talking Apple
This never backfires at all.
Still doing it: The unkillable iPhone X rumor
Pundits are like a dog with a bone.
Have fun: No one has to use iOS
Make your own choices, says The Macalope.
Asked and unanswered: The iPhone X failure mystery
Is the iPhone X a failure? Just made you think about it.
Re-failing: The iPhone X fails and fails again
The iPhone X failure sequel.
Price elasticity: Contortions over an iPhone X survey
Some people who didn't get the iPhone X think it's too expensive. Can you imagine?
Notch fever: Sweeping the Android world
The not-great dance craze everyone's trying to do badly.
Wires forever: Entangled in the wired headphone lifestyle
We'll always have Paris and complaining about the lack of a headphone jack.
Delayed disgratification: The iPhone X could always have done better
A strange theory that if the iPhone X had shipped earlier, Apple might have sold more of them last year.