The MacalopeMacworld

In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Projection: Apple doom is always just around the corner

The cult of Apple doom can never fail, it can only be failed. By reality.

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Case closed: Apple’s dud might do alright

Apple's new iPhone battery case might not be perfect but it still has some appeal.

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Big Win: Microsoft wins again

A Siri-ous win over Apple for sure.

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All wrong, all the time: History is unkind to Apple doom predictions

Despite the conventional wisdom, Apple Maps turned out OK.

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Win-ning: Windows wins big in the Windows tablet market

When you look at every kind of Windows device and only one kind of Apple device, Microsoft becomes the clear winner.

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Survey spin: Apple Pay not so bad off

Not everyone using it doesn't make it a failure.

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Short-term memory: Annual iPhone order slippage news

Apple has reportedly cut iPhone orders and all is lost.

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The refrain: Stop repeating yourself

Repeating dire claims about the iPad Pro does not make them true.

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A massive disconnect: Hang on to those smartphones

It's OK to use your smartphone this holiday season.

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iPad Pro no: Apple’s latest is already proclaimed a failure

It's been out for two weeks and it hasn't changed everything!

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Dead again: Another Apple Watch killer

So many Apple Watch killers, so little Apple Watch death.

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Out of touch: The iPad Pro’s premature failure

Apple's philosophy is different than Microsoft's and that's OK.

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Traffic court: Trying too hard for attention

Sometimes things aren't worth deconstructing.

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Cooked goose: Spotting Apple’s problem

Tim Cook's failings are easy to see if you put on these special glasses. A tin foil hat doesn't hurt, either.

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Mystery meat: Security survey results lack details

A new survey shows startling results! Supported by too little detail!