The MacalopeMacworld
In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.
Half right: Fighting iPads with Fire
Amazon and Apple have different business models and that's OK.
Unreal: Hunting the elusive iPhone X owner
If you can't find one, just talk to anyone about it.
Double or nothing: Certain standards only get applied to Apple
For some weird reason the home speaker market is the only thing that matters.
Insufficiently good: The bad news about the iPhone X
It's selling well! Must be trouble.
Trouble ahead: Even the small products can ruin Apple
The HomePod spells big trouble for Apple.
Going wrong: The desire to fix the iPhone X
Fixing what is probably not broken.
X marks the spot: Tracking Apple’s decline
Nobody likes the iPhone X. Except for all the people buying them.
X-tinction: The reported cancelation of the iPhone X
Reports of its death have been greatly exaggerated.
From hell: The Apple retail experience
It could be better so it must be the worst thing ever.
Insubstantial contributions: The iPhone X’s failure to dominate
Turns out not literally everyone wanted to buy the $1,000 phone.
Upcoming mistakes: Pre-dooming the HomePod
It's not here yet but we already know it has no chance.
Those fancy pants iPhone owners, they fix their phones
The unreasonable aspiration of not having a shattered screen.
iPhone fixation: It’s all on Apple
Tech addiction is this year's problem and it's all Apple's fault.
The greatest form of flattery: The copy and pasting of iPhone features
The Macalope suspects it will mostly continue.
Macs are the worst: Other than everything else
Bug are bad, but there are worse things.