It’s not in this universe.
Just listing one platforms problems isn't very helpful.
The opinions of Tesla fans notwithstanding.
The problem for Apple is that people will buy iPhones.
Apple's margins are down slightly by some measures. Sound the alarms.
Don’t try to make the iPad into a PC.
It's all bad when Apple does it.
You have to try really hard.
Did we say one trillion? We meant two trillion.
It should have been Amazon.
Apple his a trillion dollar valuation despite those who bet on Amazon.
Somehow the company manages to survive, despite all the dire warnings.
The Apple Watch's market share may be down, but the Macalope thinks it'll probably be OK.
Doesn't matter how far back you have to go, you have to connect the dots.
Always just a few months from trouble.