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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.
Guilt by association: Not all facial recognition is the same
Face ID isn't the bad actor here.
Redesigning history: Apple was never perfect
It's generally just better.
On the face of it: Misunderstanding the point of Face ID
It's a convenience feature.
I don’t get it: Selling the Apple Watch
Maybe the rationale for the Apple Watch is right there in front of you.
Fourth time’s the charm: Google to win again
This time for sure the iPhone is doomed.
Making a bombastic point: The evil of the iPhone X
You kids and your smartphones. No good will come of it.
Good company: Considering the iPhone as necessary as water
The Macalope doesn't understand hating it but still choosing to buy one every year.
Canceled out: iPhone arguments rule out buying iPhones
You can make an argument against buying any iPhone so why bother?
A programmed reaction: Some things just have to be bad
The iPhone Upgrade Program as insidious plot for world domination.
The Eeyore principle: Face ID will never work
It's never worked before so it certainly won't work now.
The numbers game: 8 does not equal 8
Apple pulls a switcheroo but pundits were confused all along.
Voldephone: The iPhone 7s must not be named
Because otherwise the hand-wringing about the iPhone 8's price tag looks silly.
Surveying the terrain: iPhone 8 results vary
I really depends on who you ask.
People in Glass houses: Throwing stones at the Apple Watch
Most smartwatches aren't doing well. The Apple Watch is the exception.
A tale of two phones: The best of iPhones, the worst of iPhones
The iPhone 8 is overpriced. And is expected to sell really well.