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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.
Beauty marks: The iPhone 11 camera bump
The iPhone 11’s most noticeable feature is a powerful marketing tool.
Consistency: The serial misunderstanding of Apple products
Apple rarely ships first, it just usually ships better.
A sour note: Calling on Apple to stop doing keynotes
All this marketing is so distasteful.
S-yearing analysis: Judging tomorrow’s iPhones today
Why wait to see the new iPhones when you can judge them now?
Exploited exploits: The missing details of the iPhone hack
The iPhone attack that turned out to be more. Except the pundits weren’t having it. The Macalope explains.
Of frying pans and fires: Despite mistakes, Apple’s still better on privacy
Apple needs to fix its Siri problem, but it’s still better on privacy than the competition.
Security check: MacBook Pro battery chaos
Don’t bother traveling ever again.
Hacks: Tall tales of Apple security woes
Bad bugs often get worse coverage.
That darn cat: Schrödinger’s iPhone revenue
iPhone revenues are bad when they're high and bad when they're low.
Lousy contributions: The state of thought on 3D Touch
3D Touch was nothing until it might be going away. Now it’s amazing.
Sciencamatiffic: Bad iPhone surveys
Bad methodologies lead to meaningless results.
Easy solutions: Fixing Apple in one easy step
Apple should take risks. But good risks, not bad risks. It’s easy, say the pundits.
Unidentifiable differences: Apple and Google’s stances on privacy
When you don’t look into it, aren’t all companies really the same?
Ive got a story to tell: Differing views on Apple’s exiting designer
Dedicated eco-terrorist or check-out exec?
Making mountains out of camera bumps: How Apple ruined the 2019 iPhones
Renders do not an iPhone make.