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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.
Unicorn updates: Apple fails to fix it all
The MacBook Pros are better but quantum-mechanically speaking we're still in the same universe.
Industry-leading failure: iPhones don’t have every feature
You can always fault Apple for not putting some feature on the iPhone.
Custo-meh-er satisfaction: Buyer’s remorse and the iPhone X
Don't look back in anger. Just look back and sigh heavily.
Expectations game: iPhone killers never pan out
The Galaxy S9 was not it.
Spontaneous sharing: Samsung’s newest innovation
Let's talk about how we grade Samsung and Apple on a sliding scale.
Crying dire wolf: The state of Apple Maps
Apple is updating the worst mapping application in the history of mapping.
By the numbers: second is the new first
People really prefer the second most popular thing, not the first.
Supremely forced: Any excuse to list Apple’s woes
Anything that happens can be made out to be bad for Apple.
Keyboard sensitivity: Leave the iPhone 4 out of this
The MacBook keyboard issues are not really comparable to Antennagate.
Stacking the deck: Google wins again
When you remove Apple's advantages, Google is the clear winner.
No good deed goes unpunished: The Apple blame game
Apple has a smaller market share and does more than any of its competitors, but it still gets more blame.
Friends and enemies: Reacting to Apple’s privacy stance
Shocked to find out there is marketing going on here.
Not seeing red: Missing Apple’s color strategy
Shifting vibrant color options away from more expensive products is the right move.
A thousand noes: Checking out the Android hotness
You won’t believe what they have. Doink.
The unmerry-go-round: Repeating Apple rumors
You'll never guess which Apple rumor is back. Unless you guessed iPhone production cuts.