It's all bad when Apple does it.
You have to try really hard.
Did we say one trillion? We meant two trillion.
It should have been Amazon.
Apple his a trillion dollar valuation despite those who bet on Amazon.
Somehow the company manages to survive, despite all the dire warnings.
The Apple Watch's market share may be down, but the Macalope thinks it'll probably be OK.
Doesn't matter how far back you have to go, you have to connect the dots.
Always just a few months from trouble.
Every new rumor is a chance to complain about something.
If Google gets fined then Apple should, too, because reasons.
Get ready to learn a shocking new fact about pricing! The Macalope says you will truly be astounded.
How can it be used for work when it fails when I try really hard to make it fail?!
The MacBook Pros are better but quantum-mechanically speaking we're still in the same universe.
You can always fault Apple for not putting some feature on the iPhone.