How to be right and wrong at the same time.
Apple did well but failed to live up to every single fantasy analysts created.
How many people did you think were going to buy a $999 smartphone?
The iPhone X did not cause a global slowdown in the smartphone market.
Almost nobody is buying the $999 phone other than the people buying it.
More rumors of cuts to part orders.
The Macalope will thank you not to disrespect his favorite iPhone.
Units was probably not the metric Apple was shooting for.
Android OEMs may be lying about the software patches they've delivered.
Let's at least complain about the HomePod correctly.
Apple's probably just as bad on privacy. I mean... probably, right?
Nothing to be done about it. Probably should just cancel the iPhone.
Some reactions to Apple product announcements follow a pattern.
If only that red badge could be dismissed.
It only serves to show us our phones are less than perfect.