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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Insidious schemes: Apple has them

That battery apology speaks volumes if you know how to read it.

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War is over: Apple loses again

Why even bother shipping the HomePod, really?

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Death by rumor: The imagined gloomy outlook for Apple

Things are apparently bad already and are going to get worse!

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Certainties: Death, taxes and annual iPhone forecast cuts

Oh, no, it's the same thing that happens every year all over again.

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Overplaying a hand: Mac vs. PC arguments

Microsoft may win most improved, but not much else.

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Wasted: Arguments about your Apple product buying decisions

Not everyone has the same decision points.

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Is the HomePod a canary in a coal mine or a canary cage?

The HomePod's price isn't unusual for Apple.

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Swing and a miss: The iPhone killing didn’t happen

Another amazing iPhone competitor fails to live up to expectations.

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Profane in the membrane: Apple’s naughty list

The padded list of Apple's mistakes from 2017

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Wash, rinse, repeat: Pre-dooming the iPhone

You think next year's iPhone is going to stink, just wait until 2019.

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Goodbye and good luck: Enjoy your switch to Android

The Macalope hopes you'll be happy. He wouldn't be, but he hopes you are.

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Reverse indicator: The future of the Mac

One thing is now certain, Apple is not canceling the Mac.

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Face-ile arguments: Getting it wrong about Face ID

No, Apple is not sharing Face ID data.

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Useless exercises: Opinions on Apple’s results

Your opinion on the iPhone X won't change how many Apple sold.