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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.
Convenience: Android comes with something the iPhone doesn’t
But it's not great.
Dangerous lifestyles: You’re not my dad, Apple
Apple's very parental App Store decisions prevents adults from making adult choices, says The Macalope.
Nothingburgers: They don’t have to be what’s for lunch
The Macalope says if you're going to criticize Apple, criticize it for things it's actually done.
Never enough: Apple’s record revenue
Apple shouldn't be too dependent on the iPhone. It should also not be not dependent on the iPhone.
To badly go: Samsung’s not-so-great fall
Apple's not perfect but Samsung always keeps it exciting.
Responsible parties: You don’t have to buy an iPhone
Just because Apple makes one, it doesn't mean you have to buy it.
Elusive 11: The terrible, hard-to-buy iPhone
Nobody should buy an iPhone 11 Pro, but why does it have to be so hard?
I’ve got no strings: AirPods are more than an evil plot
Yes, Apple makes money off of AirPods. It also provides a lot of value.
Beauty marks: The iPhone 11 camera bump
The iPhone 11’s most noticeable feature is a powerful marketing tool.
Consistency: The serial misunderstanding of Apple products
Apple rarely ships first, it just usually ships better.
A sour note: Calling on Apple to stop doing keynotes
All this marketing is so distasteful.
S-yearing analysis: Judging tomorrow’s iPhones today
Why wait to see the new iPhones when you can judge them now?
Exploited exploits: The missing details of the iPhone hack
The iPhone attack that turned out to be more. Except the pundits weren’t having it. The Macalope explains.
Of frying pans and fires: Despite mistakes, Apple’s still better on privacy
Apple needs to fix its Siri problem, but it’s still better on privacy than the competition.
Security check: MacBook Pro battery chaos
Don’t bother traveling ever again.