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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Conspiracy theories: Working hard to find Apple’s problems

Apple's problems are there to see if you only believe they exist.

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Guilt by association: Not all facial recognition is the same

Face ID isn't the bad actor here.

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Redesigning history: Apple was never perfect

It's generally just better.

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I don’t get it: Selling the Apple Watch

Maybe the rationale for the Apple Watch is right there in front of you.

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Fourth time’s the charm: Google to win again

This time for sure the iPhone is doomed.

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Making a bombastic point: The evil of the iPhone X

You kids and your smartphones. No good will come of it.

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Good company: Considering the iPhone as necessary as water

The Macalope doesn't understand hating it but still choosing to buy one every year.

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Canceled out: iPhone arguments rule out buying iPhones

You can make an argument against buying any iPhone so why bother?

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A programmed reaction: Some things just have to be bad

The iPhone Upgrade Program as insidious plot for world domination.

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The Eeyore principle: Face ID will never work

It's never worked before so it certainly won't work now.

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The numbers game: 8 does not equal 8

Apple pulls a switcheroo but pundits were confused all along.

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Voldephone: The iPhone 7s must not be named

Because otherwise the hand-wringing about the iPhone 8's price tag looks silly.

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Surveying the terrain: iPhone 8 results vary

I really depends on who you ask.

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People in Glass houses: Throwing stones at the Apple Watch

Most smartwatches aren't doing well. The Apple Watch is the exception.