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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.
Battery charges: Apple’s always doing it wrong
They told people and gave them options, proving they're the worst ever.
Pulling our leg: Google says it’s “just as secure”
The only question then is "As what?"
These things aren’t really things: Essential and bending iPads
News you can lose.
Oops, he did it again: Credulously spinning iPhone production cuts
Same stuff, new year.
This year’s model: MacBooks sadly get better
The nerve of Apple putting out better products every year.
Earlier every year: iPhone production cut rumors
Buckle up, here we go again.
Specious reasoning: Punching your ticket on the Apple doom train
There are always reasons, just rarely good ones.
Hi-top fade: When your Apple judging is too obvious
Making unsupported contentions.
Picture this: Judging Apple on cameras
When you look at only a few features, everything can be viewed with a different hue.
Problem inflation: Apple's mole hills made into mountains
Not every Apple problem should have to be a scandal.
No Huawei: Apple’s non-competition
The full-featured phone that, well, might be spying on you.
A bit different: You can be successful and not be Apple
Not every business model is the same.
Cherished myths: Apple used to be perfect
And now it's not.
The real winners: You won’t believe who’s supposedly beating Apple
Here's an imaginary blast from the past.
Zombie narratives: The Apple Watch as failure
The Apple Watch continues to flop its way to success.