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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.
Insidious schemes: Apple has them
That battery apology speaks volumes if you know how to read it.
War is over: Apple loses again
Why even bother shipping the HomePod, really?
Death by rumor: The imagined gloomy outlook for Apple
Things are apparently bad already and are going to get worse!
Certainties: Death, taxes and annual iPhone forecast cuts
Oh, no, it's the same thing that happens every year all over again.
Overplaying a hand: Mac vs. PC arguments
Microsoft may win most improved, but not much else.
Wasted: Arguments about your Apple product buying decisions
Not everyone has the same decision points.
Is the HomePod a canary in a coal mine or a canary cage?
The HomePod's price isn't unusual for Apple.
Swing and a miss: The iPhone killing didn’t happen
Another amazing iPhone competitor fails to live up to expectations.
Profane in the membrane: Apple’s naughty list
The padded list of Apple's mistakes from 2017
Wash, rinse, repeat: Pre-dooming the iPhone
You think next year's iPhone is going to stink, just wait until 2019.
Goodbye and good luck: Enjoy your switch to Android
The Macalope hopes you'll be happy. He wouldn't be, but he hopes you are.
Reverse indicator: The future of the Mac
One thing is now certain, Apple is not canceling the Mac.
Face-ile arguments: Getting it wrong about Face ID
No, Apple is not sharing Face ID data.
Useless exercises: Opinions on Apple’s results
Your opinion on the iPhone X won't change how many Apple sold.
If you don’t have anything nice to say about AirPods, write it up
AirPod users are a bad word.