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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.
Missing parts: The iPhone X repeating crisis
More rumors of cuts to part orders.
SE-ing the forest: Apple’s cheap phone strategy
The Macalope will thank you not to disrespect his favorite iPhone.
The price is right: The iPhone X is working out for Apple
Units was probably not the metric Apple was shooting for.
The trust gap: Android’s persistent update problem
Android OEMs may be lying about the software patches they've delivered.
HomePod racing: Apple not keeping up with the competition
Let's at least complain about the HomePod correctly.
A pox on all their houses: Apple lumped in with Facebook
Apple's probably just as bad on privacy. I mean... probably, right?
Unfixable: The terminal nature of iOS problems
Nothing to be done about it. Probably should just cancel the iPhone.
Stages: The Apple pundit journey of discovery
Some reactions to Apple product announcements follow a pattern.
Paying the piper: Apple Pay pestering
If only that red badge could be dismissed.
No good deed: Punishing Apple’s Battery Health indicator
It only serves to show us our phones are less than perfect.
Free design tip: Make it look like what Apple made
Even if it doesn't even look that great.
Schooling: Learning about Apple’s chances in the education market
Shocking news that Apple products cost too much.
Shooting the messenger: Only if you can make it about Apple
Everything is Apple's fault if you try hard enough. The Macalope explains.
Misplaced metaphor: Stewing over iOS 11
iOS bugs declared the worst ever. Again.
Summary judgement: Face ID deemed not cool
Somebody said it so it must be true.