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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.
Specious reasoning: Punching your ticket on the Apple doom train
There are always reasons, just rarely good ones.
Hi-top fade: When your Apple judging is too obvious
Making unsupported contentions.
Picture this: Judging Apple on cameras
When you look at only a few features, everything can be viewed with a different hue.
Problem inflation: Apple's mole hills made into mountains
Not every Apple problem should have to be a scandal.
No Huawei: Apple’s non-competition
The full-featured phone that, well, might be spying on you.
A bit different: You can be successful and not be Apple
Not every business model is the same.
Cherished myths: Apple used to be perfect
And now it's not.
The real winners: You won’t believe who’s supposedly beating Apple
Here's an imaginary blast from the past.
Zombie narratives: The Apple Watch as failure
The Apple Watch continues to flop its way to success.
Nothing up my sleeve: MacBook Pro complaints
When is a complaint about the MacBook Pro not about the MacBook Pro?
Nothing but sax and violins on TV: Apple’s upcoming programming
What makes compelling television?
Useless comparisons: A battle six years in the making
Old iPads are slower than new Kindles. Film at 11.
Word to the wise: Apple’s always-failing strategy
Won't someone please help Tim Cook?
Small wonder: Suddenly missing the iPhone SE
If Apple did something then it must be a big mistake.
Hiding in plain sight: Apple’s iPhone strategy
Apple already knows what it's doing.