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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Missing parts: The iPhone X repeating crisis

More rumors of cuts to part orders.

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SE-ing the forest: Apple’s cheap phone strategy

The Macalope will thank you not to disrespect his favorite iPhone.

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The price is right: The iPhone X is working out for Apple

Units was probably not the metric Apple was shooting for.

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The trust gap: Android’s persistent update problem

Android OEMs may be lying about the software patches they've delivered.

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HomePod racing: Apple not keeping up with the competition

Let's at least complain about the HomePod correctly.

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A pox on all their houses: Apple lumped in with Facebook

Apple's probably just as bad on privacy. I mean... probably, right?

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Unfixable: The terminal nature of iOS problems

Nothing to be done about it. Probably should just cancel the iPhone.

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Stages: The Apple pundit journey of discovery

Some reactions to Apple product announcements follow a pattern.

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Paying the piper: Apple Pay pestering

If only that red badge could be dismissed.

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No good deed: Punishing Apple’s Battery Health indicator

It only serves to show us our phones are less than perfect.

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Free design tip: Make it look like what Apple made

Even if it doesn't even look that great.

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Schooling: Learning about Apple’s chances in the education market

Shocking news that Apple products cost too much.

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Shooting the messenger: Only if you can make it about Apple

Everything is Apple's fault if you try hard enough. The Macalope explains.

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Misplaced metaphor: Stewing over iOS 11

iOS bugs declared the worst ever. Again.

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Summary judgement: Face ID deemed not cool

Somebody said it so it must be true.