
That darn cat: Schrödinger’s iPhone revenue
iPhone revenues are bad when they're high and bad when they're low.

Lousy contributions: The state of thought on 3D Touch
3D Touch was nothing until it might be going away. Now it’s amazing.

Sciencamatiffic: Bad iPhone surveys
Bad methodologies lead to meaningless results.

Easy solutions: Fixing Apple in one easy step
Apple should take risks. But good risks, not bad risks. It’s easy, say the pundits.

Unidentifiable differences: Apple and Google’s stances on privacy
When you don’t look into it, aren’t all companies really the same?

Ive got a story to tell: Differing views on Apple’s exiting designer
Dedicated eco-terrorist or check-out exec?

Making mountains out of camera bumps: How Apple ruined the 2019 iPhones
Renders do not an iPhone make.

Mad Macs: No enthusiasm for the Mac Pro
The Mac Pro isn’t for the rest of us.

The feature that dare not be named: Apple’s privacy advantage
Sure, Apple talks about it a lot and it's one of the big reasons people prefer its products, but why mention it?

The sun never rises: Apple’s perpetual doom state
This year’s iPhones doomed, just like every year’s iPhones.

Camera obscura: Pre-judging the iPhone XR2
Renders don't necessarily look like the real thing. The Macalope explains.

Hyperbolic style: All Apple decisions are terrible
If Apple has made a design choice, it’s pretty easy to say it’s bad. The Macalope points out that it’s harder to say what would be better.

Bad Marx: AirPods are the bane of all existence
That thing you enjoy is terrible.

He’s no Steve Jobs: Tim Cook’s existential failure
The genetic tests are back. Tim Cook is not Steve Jobs.

Simple motives: Guessing why Apple does things
When Apple bans apps from the store, maybe there’s a reason.