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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.
So long, iPhone: Relegating Apple’s hits to history
Apple’s line of Mac products was one trick and the so-called i-Series was third second. A third trick? No way. But The Macalope disagrees.
A surfeit of wrong: Cold takes on iPhone demand
Including one by The Macalope.
From bad to worse: Bad news leads to simplistic analysis
It's bad for Apple, but it's not why some people think.
Dullsville: Nobody likes iPhones
Apple doom rising.
Future shlock: Apple’s prospects never look good
A new year, but the same old Apple doom.
Bad medicine: The Apple Watch problem
In praise of ignorance.
Ghosts of Christmas present: Spooky stories of other platforms
Sometimes it's not such a wonderful life.
Everything stinks: iPhones are the worst
If you don't have anything nice to say, sit down and start typing.
All the same to me: Apple and Google’s interest in tracking you
One of these things is not like the other. And there are only two of them.
You don’t deserve a nice phone: Misusing iPhone features
AirDrop wasn't meant for that.
This time for sure: Apple said to be behind again
5G will be important, but Apple doesn't need it in 2019.
Your lying eyes: No, you can’t run macOS on an iPad
It's cool to use the iPad as a monitor, but it's not "running" macOS.
Indignation nation: An unrepairable relationship with Apple
Macs may be harder to repair than they used to be, but sometimes that brings benefits.
Couldn’t have said it better: Rumors don’t doom Apple
The Macalope comes not to bury a piece, but to praise it.
Battery charges: Apple’s always doing it wrong
They told people and gave them options, proving they're the worst ever.