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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

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Those fancy pants iPhone owners, they fix their phones

The unreasonable aspiration of not having a shattered screen.

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iPhone fixation: It’s all on Apple

Tech addiction is this year's problem and it's all Apple's fault.

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The greatest form of flattery: The copy and pasting of iPhone features

The Macalope suspects it will mostly continue.

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Macs are the worst: Other than everything else

Bug are bad, but there are worse things.

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Just do it: Speeding up the iPhone treadmill

Just make more innovation. It's easy.

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Worst ever: The iPhone X loosely reviewed

Your mileage may, apparently, vary.

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Don’t believe everything you read: Apple is less than doomed

Reports of Apple doom are habitually exaggerated.

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Insidious schemes: Apple has them

That battery apology speaks volumes if you know how to read it.

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War is over: Apple loses again

Why even bother shipping the HomePod, really?

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Death by rumor: The imagined gloomy outlook for Apple

Things are apparently bad already and are going to get worse!

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Certainties: Death, taxes and annual iPhone forecast cuts

Oh, no, it's the same thing that happens every year all over again.

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Overplaying a hand: Mac vs. PC arguments

Microsoft may win most improved, but not much else.

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Wasted: Arguments about your Apple product buying decisions

Not everyone has the same decision points.

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Is the HomePod a canary in a coal mine or a canary cage?

The HomePod's price isn't unusual for Apple.

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Swing and a miss: The iPhone killing didn’t happen

Another amazing iPhone competitor fails to live up to expectations.