Articles by The Macalope
Apple is doomed because it’s late to (insert big thing here)
Apple may miss many boats, but it's only because they're flimsy and taking on water.
Apple dodged a Tesla-sized bullet by ignoring this advice
Good thing it didn't make Elon Musk CEO. Wait, what?
The Apple Watch was this close to being doomed to failure
Holding off on buying an Apple Watch because you were super excited about the thought of a Facebook watch? Sorry.
Money can make anyone a jerk, even Apple
Some recent examples of rich people misbehaving have the Macalope worried about Apple.
There’s doom on the horizon for Apple–and ads are the only answer
Apple makes gobs of money. Does it really need App Store ads?
Apple needs to remember that it’s hip to be square
Buying Apple devices was so much easier when they fit into quadrants.
Sorry kids, the iPhone isn’t as cool as we think you think it is
The latest iPhone popularity survey might have been a little skewed.
Licensing macOS was always a terrible idea–but now it looks worse than ever
Apple's Mac shipments are up—possibly way up—in a down market.
When will people learn to stop trusting Google?
Google has killed Stadia but if you were heavily invested in it, that's kinda on you.
Despite Apple’s best efforts, Meta and Google are still out of control
Apple's ATT helps, but it can't fix everything.
When Apple’s critics deserve as much criticism is it really critical?
Apple's lobbying deserves scrutiny, but not everyone gets to criticize it.
The new iPhone is coming and for Apple’s sake, it had better be a hit
Apple’s future and fate rest once again on the launch of a new iPhone.
Hey Apple, here’s some unfriendly ad-vice: Ad-mit you’re wrong
The slope Apple is on is quite slippery.
Facebook is lying about Apple
Mark Zuckerberg wants everyone to think App Tracking Transparency is to blame for Facebook's struggles–but it's not.
The iPhone 14 will either be a spectacular success or stunning failure
No one knows how many iPhone 14s Apple will ship, but they sure like to make uneducated guesses.
Apple needs to actually follow Microsoft’s lead for once
Apple should be willing to let go of a little control and share some of its wealth with its employees.