The Macalope
By The Macalope
The unwearable lightness of being: Apple’s market success
Wearables used to be all the rage.
12/10/2019
Cherished traditions: Where are the iPhone production cut rumors?
It can't be December without production cut rumors. Can it?
12/03/2019
Dangerous lifestyles: You’re not my dad, Apple
Apple's very parental App Store decisions prevents adults from making adult choices, says The Macalope.
11/19/2019
Nothingburgers: They don’t have to be what’s for lunch
The Macalope says if you're going to criticize Apple, criticize it for things it's actually done.
11/12/2019
Never enough: Apple’s record revenue
Apple shouldn't be too dependent on the iPhone. It should also not be not dependent on the iPhone.
11/05/2019
To badly go: Samsung’s not-so-great fall
Apple's not perfect but Samsung always keeps it exciting.
10/29/2019
Responsible parties: You don’t have to buy an iPhone
Just because Apple makes one, it doesn't mean you have to buy it.
10/22/2019
Elusive 11: The terrible, hard-to-buy iPhone
Nobody should buy an iPhone 11 Pro, but why does it have to be so hard?
10/15/2019
Beauty marks: The iPhone 11 camera bump
The iPhone 11’s most noticeable feature is a powerful marketing tool.
10/01/2019
Consistency: The serial misunderstanding of Apple products
Apple rarely ships first, it just usually ships better.
09/24/2019
A sour note: Calling on Apple to stop doing keynotes
All this marketing is so distasteful.
09/17/2019
S-yearing analysis: Judging tomorrow’s iPhones today
Why wait to see the new iPhones when you can judge them now?
09/10/2019
Exploited exploits: The missing details of the iPhone hack
The iPhone attack that turned out to be more. Except the pundits weren’t having it. The Macalope explains.
09/03/2019
Of frying pans and fires: Despite mistakes, Apple’s still better on privacy
Apple needs to fix its Siri problem, but it’s still better on privacy than the competition.
08/27/2019
That darn cat: Schrödinger’s iPhone revenue
iPhone revenues are bad when they're high and bad when they're low.
08/06/2019
Lousy contributions: The state of thought on 3D Touch
3D Touch was nothing until it might be going away. Now it’s amazing.
07/30/2019
