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The unwearable lightness of being: Apple’s market success

The unwearable lightness of being: Apple’s market success

Wearables used to be all the rage.

12/10/2019

Cherished traditions: Where are the iPhone production cut rumors?

Cherished traditions: Where are the iPhone production cut rumors?

It can't be December without production cut rumors. Can it?

12/03/2019

Convenience: Android comes with something the iPhone doesn’t

Convenience: Android comes with something the iPhone doesn’t

But it's not great.

11/26/2019

Dangerous lifestyles: You’re not my dad, Apple

Dangerous lifestyles: You’re not my dad, Apple

Apple's very parental App Store decisions prevents adults from making adult choices, says The Macalope.

11/19/2019

Nothingburgers: They don’t have to be what’s for lunch

Nothingburgers: They don’t have to be what’s for lunch

The Macalope says if you're going to criticize Apple, criticize it for things it's actually done.

11/12/2019

Never enough: Apple’s record revenue

Never enough: Apple’s record revenue

Apple shouldn't be too dependent on the iPhone. It should also not be not dependent on the iPhone.

11/05/2019

To badly go: Samsung’s not-so-great fall

To badly go: Samsung’s not-so-great fall

Apple's not perfect but Samsung always keeps it exciting.

10/29/2019

Responsible parties: You don’t have to buy an iPhone

Responsible parties: You don’t have to buy an iPhone

Just because Apple makes one, it doesn't mean you have to buy it.

10/22/2019

Elusive 11: The terrible, hard-to-buy iPhone

Elusive 11: The terrible, hard-to-buy iPhone

Nobody should buy an iPhone 11 Pro, but why does it have to be so hard?

10/15/2019

Beauty marks: The iPhone 11 camera bump

Beauty marks: The iPhone 11 camera bump

The iPhone 11’s most noticeable feature is a powerful marketing tool.

10/01/2019

Consistency: The serial misunderstanding of Apple products

Consistency: The serial misunderstanding of Apple products

Apple rarely ships first, it just usually ships better.

09/24/2019

A sour note: Calling on Apple to stop doing keynotes

A sour note: Calling on Apple to stop doing keynotes

All this marketing is so distasteful.

09/17/2019

S-yearing analysis: Judging tomorrow’s iPhones today

S-yearing analysis: Judging tomorrow’s iPhones today

Why wait to see the new iPhones when you can judge them now?

09/10/2019

Exploited exploits: The missing details of the iPhone hack

Exploited exploits: The missing details of the iPhone hack

The iPhone attack that turned out to be more. Except the pundits weren’t having it. The Macalope explains.

09/03/2019

Of frying pans and fires: Despite mistakes, Apple’s still better on privacy

Of frying pans and fires: Despite mistakes, Apple’s still better on privacy

Apple needs to fix its Siri problem, but it’s still better on privacy than the competition.

08/27/2019

Security check: MacBook Pro battery chaos

Security check: MacBook Pro battery chaos

Don’t bother traveling ever again.

08/20/2019

Hacks: Tall tales of Apple security woes

Hacks: Tall tales of Apple security woes

Bad bugs often get worse coverage.

08/13/2019

That darn cat: Schrödinger’s iPhone revenue

That darn cat: Schrödinger’s iPhone revenue

iPhone revenues are bad when they're high and bad when they're low.

08/06/2019

Lousy contributions: The state of thought on 3D Touch

Lousy contributions: The state of thought on 3D Touch

3D Touch was nothing until it might be going away. Now it’s amazing.

07/30/2019

Sciencamatiffic: Bad iPhone surveys

Sciencamatiffic: Bad iPhone surveys

Bad methodologies lead to meaningless results.

07/23/2019

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