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Elusive 11: The terrible, hard-to-buy iPhone

Elusive 11: The terrible, hard-to-buy iPhone

Nobody should buy an iPhone 11 Pro, but why does it have to be so hard?

10/15/2019

Beauty marks: The iPhone 11 camera bump

Beauty marks: The iPhone 11 camera bump

The iPhone 11’s most noticeable feature is a powerful marketing tool.

10/01/2019

Consistency: The serial misunderstanding of Apple products

Consistency: The serial misunderstanding of Apple products

Apple rarely ships first, it just usually ships better.

09/24/2019

A sour note: Calling on Apple to stop doing keynotes

A sour note: Calling on Apple to stop doing keynotes

All this marketing is so distasteful.

09/17/2019

S-yearing analysis: Judging tomorrow’s iPhones today

S-yearing analysis: Judging tomorrow’s iPhones today

Why wait to see the new iPhones when you can judge them now?

09/10/2019

Exploited exploits: The missing details of the iPhone hack

Exploited exploits: The missing details of the iPhone hack

The iPhone attack that turned out to be more. Except the pundits weren’t having it. The Macalope explains.

09/03/2019

Of frying pans and fires: Despite mistakes, Apple’s still better on privacy

Of frying pans and fires: Despite mistakes, Apple’s still better on privacy

Apple needs to fix its Siri problem, but it’s still better on privacy than the competition.

08/27/2019

Security check: MacBook Pro battery chaos

Security check: MacBook Pro battery chaos

Don’t bother traveling ever again.

08/20/2019

Hacks: Tall tales of Apple security woes

Hacks: Tall tales of Apple security woes

Bad bugs often get worse coverage.

08/13/2019

That darn cat: Schrödinger’s iPhone revenue

That darn cat: Schrödinger’s iPhone revenue

iPhone revenues are bad when they're high and bad when they're low.

08/06/2019

Lousy contributions: The state of thought on 3D Touch

Lousy contributions: The state of thought on 3D Touch

3D Touch was nothing until it might be going away. Now it’s amazing.

07/30/2019

Sciencamatiffic: Bad iPhone surveys

Sciencamatiffic: Bad iPhone surveys

Bad methodologies lead to meaningless results.

07/23/2019

Easy solutions: Fixing Apple in one easy step

Easy solutions: Fixing Apple in one easy step

Apple should take risks. But good risks, not bad risks. It’s easy, say the pundits.

07/16/2019

Unidentifiable differences: Apple and Google’s stances on privacy

Unidentifiable differences: Apple and Google’s stances on privacy

When you don’t look into it, aren’t all companies really the same?

07/09/2019

Ive got a story to tell: Differing views on Apple’s exiting designer

Ive got a story to tell: Differing views on Apple’s exiting designer

Dedicated eco-terrorist or check-out exec?

07/02/2019

Making mountains out of camera bumps: How Apple ruined the 2019 iPhones

Making mountains out of camera bumps: How Apple ruined the 2019 iPhones

Renders do not an iPhone make.

06/25/2019

Mad Macs: No enthusiasm for the Mac Pro

Mad Macs: No enthusiasm for the Mac Pro

The Mac Pro isn’t for the rest of us.

06/18/2019

The feature that dare not be named: Apple’s privacy advantage

The feature that dare not be named: Apple’s privacy advantage

Sure, Apple talks about it a lot and it's one of the big reasons people prefer its products, but why mention it?

06/11/2019

The sun never rises: Apple’s perpetual doom state

The sun never rises: Apple’s perpetual doom state

This year’s iPhones doomed, just like every year’s iPhones.

06/04/2019

Camera obscura: Pre-judging the iPhone XR2

Camera obscura: Pre-judging the iPhone XR2

Renders don't necessarily look like the real thing. The Macalope explains.

05/28/2019

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