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Apple is doomed because it's late to (insert big thing here)
Apple may miss many boats, but it's only because they're flimsy and taking on water.
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Apple dodged a Tesla-sized bullet by ignoring this advice
Good thing it didn't make Elon Musk CEO. Wait, what?
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The Apple Watch was this close to being doomed to failure
Holding off on buying an Apple Watch because you were super excited about the thought of a Facebook watch? Sorry.
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Money can make anyone a jerk, even Apple
Some recent examples of rich people misbehaving have the Macalope worried about Apple.
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There's doom on the horizon for Apple–and ads are the only answer
Apple makes gobs of money. Does it really need App Store ads?
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Apple needs to remember that it's hip to be square
Buying Apple devices was so much easier when they fit into quadrants.
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Sorry kids, the iPhone isn't as cool as we think you think it is
The latest iPhone popularity survey might have been a little skewed.
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Licensing macOS was always a terrible idea–but now it looks worse than ever
Apple's Mac shipments are up—possibly way up—in a down market.
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When will people learn to stop trusting Google?
Google has killed Stadia but if you were heavily invested in it, that's kinda on you.
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Despite Apple's best efforts, Meta and Google are still out of control
Apple's ATT helps, but it can't fix everything.
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When Apple's critics deserve as much criticism is it really critical?
Apple's lobbying deserves scrutiny, but not everyone gets to criticize it.
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The iPhone has finally jumped the shark, again
Sorry preorderers, the iPhone 14 isn't cool.
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The iPhone 14 is doomed because of course it is
Some people just like to watch Apple burn.
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The new iPhone is coming and for Apple's sake, it had better be a hit
Apple’s future and fate rest once again on the launch of a new iPhone.
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Hey Apple, here's some unfriendly ad-vice: Ad-mit you're wrong
The slope Apple is on is quite slippery.
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Facebook is lying about Apple
Mark Zuckerberg wants everyone to think App Tracking Transparency is to blame for Facebook's struggles–but it's not.
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The iPhone 14 will either be a spectacular success or stunning failure
No one knows how many iPhone 14s Apple will ship, but they sure like to make uneducated guesses.
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Apple needs to actually follow Microsoft's lead for once
Apple should be willing to let go of a little control and share some of its wealth with its employees.
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The economy is doomed and guess what? It's all Apple's fault
Now App Tracking Transparency is destroying innovation and leading us right into a recession.
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