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The MacalopeAfter being told "nobody cares about privacy," looks like people really do. The MacalopeMeta puts its watch ambitions on hold leaving an opening for, well, Nothing. The MacalopeDon't get mad about Stage Manager's hardware requirements. Get mad about the Apple Watch Series 3.
The MacalopeMultitasking finally makes sense on Apple's tablet. The MacalopeMeta and other companies are hit hard by Apple's privacy rules. The MacalopeJony Ive is a talented guy, but he was not Apple's sole innovator. The MacalopeFacebook's hypocritical take on the App Store is sadly in character. The MacalopeApple may have been late to the 5G party but the party was lame anyway. The MacalopeRemember when people thought Elon Musk would be great as CEO of Apple? The MacalopeThe trickle of App Store changes is a torrent of frustration for developers. The MacalopeRumors of production cuts make the Macalope wonder if he hasn't seen this episode before. The MacalopeNo new iPhone mini this year? Say it isn't so. The MacalopeApple's Mac lineup is better than ever, but it's still missing an important piece. The MacalopeThe problem with surveys is that people don't know what they're doing. The MacalopeApple is happy to pay fines to keep doing business as usual. The MacalopeApple would rather you don't publicize problems, but that seems to be what works. The MacalopeApple deserves criticism for the AirTag's privacy warnings, even if its competitors are worse. The MacalopeFacebook expects to lose $10 billion in ad sales, thanks to Apple. So sad. The MacalopeApple will never make the changes it needs unless it's forced.
The MacalopeSamsung shareholders decry the company's "obsession" with the devices.